Crime Scene Investigation

There is now a hole in the wall in our hallway the shape of man's shoulder. The authorities are investigating, and they have shared several pieces of evidence with us.


The Crime


Exhibit A


Exhibit B


Exhibit C (photo by smudgy-fingered individual from Exhibit B)

Witnesses who live downstairs from the incident have reported hearing sounds making a circular pattern around the house -- the sounds estimated to be running footsteps of an adult accompanied by the sound of plastic wheels powersliding across linoleum and hardwood surfaces. To date, the authorities have not laid any charges in connection with this incident, but a lady carrying a baby sent out several stern looks of disapproval.