Quotes From Scotty

Occasionally Scott says something so hilarious that I run for the nearest scrap of paper to write it down before I forget it. As a result, I have various quotes lying all over the house from the past few months, but no dates or context. I rounded up the ones that I could find and here they are:

November 2010
Discussing Hayden's upcoming birthday party.
D: "Does Hayden have to wait until he blows out his candles to turn 4?"
S: "Yes. That's the deal."
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Scott is watching me try an online kids computer game with an "action" sound.
S: "You love action right? [short pause] I love action too."
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D: "Was the dinosaur toy scaring the baby in Jenny's tummy?"
S: "Yes. It was so scared it was trying to climb out her mouth."
D: "When Jenny opened her mouth could you see the baby trying to get out?"
S: "No."
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D: "How did you like playing with Alli & Hayden?"
S: "Hayden totally hit me."

December 2010
Lunch is being served.
S: (to mom) "Don't go crazy, Miss Highness."
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D: "What time does the mailman come, Scott?"
S: [no hesitation] "Twenty-three-four."
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Going out for a snowball fight. I am putting on my coat.
S: Dad, are you going to wear that?
D: Yeah.
S: You have to wear a snow hat.
D: Okay. [puts on a black toque] Here.
S: [puzzled] Is that a snow hat?
D: Yes.
S: [nodding] Oh yeah. That one is for snowball fights ... and pinatas.

Note: This totally cracked me up when he first said it, but then I figured out the connection -- the only other time he saw this hat was when I used it as the kids' blindfold to break the pinata at Scott's 3rd birthday party -- more than 5 months earlier.
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Before bedtime
S: You bacon!
D: Why did you say bacon?
S: Is bacon a good word?
D: Yes.
S: What is bacon?
D: It's a food that you eat.
S: Oh yeah! I'm going to eat bacon for breakish in the morning.
D: You'll have to ask mom to make the bacon for you.
S: Dad, tell me all about it -- how to make bacon.

January 2011
Scott came into his room where I was seated on the floor for bedtime story and he stomped on my leg. I told him that it hurt me a lot.
S: [whispering] "Don't tell Mom. Don't tell her."
D: "Why not? What will she do if I tell her?"
S: [still wshipering] "She will just hit you more."
D: [stifling a laugh] "Really?"
S: [still whispering] Yes. So don't tell her."
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Scott is standing patiently while I try to get the broken zipper on his winter coat to zip up.
S: "This zipper is having issues."

March 2011
Watching WALL-E (the Disney animated movie). EVE (the white robot) and WALL-E are in the elevator and then EVE uses her gun to blast the monitor that shows the "Rogue Robot" warning. Scott comments: "EVE is jumpy."